My mother Trudy Warren 8 months pregnant right after Hurricane Donna, Ft. Myers, FL |
A toast to all Wonder Women everywhere. May your praises always be sung for your beautiful warrior spirits and loving ways.
You Think You Know Me Well
By Carolyn Howard-Johnson
I am Wonder Woman. You may have known
me so long you remember
my original star-studded skirt
a la 1942 or still sigh over that skirt metamorphosed
to a bias-cut bikini singing
a patriot’s song to the female derrière
That would have been the same time
That would have been the same time
it became hard to tell if I was born
to empower little girls or to mesmerize
to empower little girls or to mesmerize
boys--the big ones and the small.
If that’s what you think
when you hear my name,
you’ve clearly not internalized
the idea of cruel waxing demanded by today’s
experts on grooming. (You should know
you’ve clearly not internalized
the idea of cruel waxing demanded by today’s
experts on grooming. (You should know
I didn’t do that. Somehow I was never convinced.
Tights were another matter. I wore
them proudly--my woman-of-steel
brand-- lasso-wielding woman,
woman who bounced bullets
from magic cuffs, woman who didn’t need
from magic cuffs, woman who didn’t need
D-cup implants
spilling out of her lamé bustier.
spilling out of her lamé bustier.